1 Star · Contemporary · DNF · Uncategorized

The Way We Burn by Michelle Leighton

Beware of Spoilers! Star Ratings: Heroine (Poppy): age unkown Hero (Noah): 33yrs old Plot: 1/5 Grovel: who cares at this point Cheating: yes HEA: I hope not Triggers: too many Average score: 1/5 – Dnf’d at chapter 18 Best Line: none Worst Line: “Yeah, you sound just like my wife, and closing my eyes and… Continue reading The Way We Burn by Michelle Leighton

1 Star · Contemporary

Damaged Hearts by Monica Murphy

Beware of Spoilers! Star Ratings: Heroine (Jen): 21yrs old Hero (Rhett): 21yrs old? Plot: 1/5 Grovel: none Cheating: none HEA: yes Triggers: none Average score: 1/5 Best Line: none Worst Line: almost the entire book Personal Review: Random Ramblings: •Can’t wait to get this over with •Wait what???????? He ran after Greg and then did….… Continue reading Damaged Hearts by Monica Murphy

1 Star · Contemporary

Then There Was You (Second Chances Duet #1) by Claire Contreras

Beware of Spoilers! Star Ratings: Heroine (Tessa): 23yrs old? Hero (Rowan): 24yrs old? Plot: 1/5 Grovel: none Cheating: yes HEA: cliffhanger Triggers: H enters a contract to marry another woman and then has sex with the h and then marries the other woman Average score: 1/5 Best Line: “You love busting my balls, don’t you?”… Continue reading Then There Was You (Second Chances Duet #1) by Claire Contreras

1 Star · Contemporary · DNF

Dear Bridget, I Want You by Penelope Ward and Vi Keeland

Beware of Spoilers! Star Ratings: Heroine (Bridget): 33yrs old Hero (Simon): 29yrs old Plot: DNF Grovel: DNF Cheating: H flirts with other women HEA: DNF Triggers: manwhore Average score: 1/5 Best Line: none Worst Line: “I mentally graded the rows of arses” Random Ramblings: •Their first meeting was pretty funny •What the eff???? I goddamn… Continue reading Dear Bridget, I Want You by Penelope Ward and Vi Keeland

1 Star · Contemporary · DNF

Menace by J.M. Darhower

Beware of Spoilers! Star Ratings: Heroine (Morgan): 21yrs old? Hero (Lorenzo): 36yrs old Plot: 1/5 Grovel: DNF Cheating: DNF HEA: DNF Triggers: h prostitutes herself and there are explicit details of these scenes Average score: 1/5 Best Line: none Worst Line: the in-detail descriptions of h prostituting herself and then saying this: “(I know, I… Continue reading Menace by J.M. Darhower

1 Star · Contemporary

Dancer by Jamie Schlosser

Beware of Spoilers! Star Ratings: Heroine (Brielle): 22yrs old Hero (Colton): 22yrs old Plot: 1/5 Grovel: none Cheating: none HEA: yes Triggers: none Average score: 1/5 Best Line: “Ruined. This girl had just completely ruined me for life.” Worst Line: “I liked to think having a great family was the universe’s way of paying me… Continue reading Dancer by Jamie Schlosser